About us
Hosting without the nonsense.
SimplisticNode exists to make great hosting simple, fast hardware we own, honest pricing, and real people who actually help. Whether you're launching your first website or running a busy game community, we keep it fast, friendly and fuss-free.
Our story
Hosting had become needlessly complicated, confusing plans, teaser prices that jump on renewal, and support that hides behind chatbots. We thought it should be simpler than that.
So we built SimplisticNode: hosting on hardware we own and control, priced honestly, and backed by people who genuinely enjoy helping. From a single portfolio site to a 128-slot game server, everything runs on the same fast, protected platform.
We're proud to be part of the Lonex Group family, which means the stability and backing of an established company, with the friendly, personal feel of a specialist host.
10,000+
gamers & businesses hosted
2
regions, UK & US
99.95%
uptime guarantee
24/7
real human support
What we stand for
The principles behind every plan we sell and every ticket we answer.
Hardware we own
We run our own enterprise Ryzen & EPYC servers on NVMe, not rented cloud slices. That means we control the performance you pay for.
Real human support
No bots, no scripts, no runaround. When you reach out, a real person who knows hosting picks it up, day or night.
Honest pricing
The price you sign up at is the price you stay at. No teaser rates, no surprise renewals, no upsell traps.
UK & US regions
Owned hardware in Newcastle and Salt Lake City, so you can host close to your audience on either side of the Atlantic.
Built to stay up
Always-on DDoS protection and a written 99.95% uptime guarantee on every plan, because downtime isn't an option.
Here for the long run
We'd rather earn your renewal than lock you in. Everything comes with a 24-hour money-back guarantee and no contracts.
Part of the Lonex Group family
SimplisticNode is a trading name of Lonex Group Ltd, a UK company (No. 17149187) based in Durham. Being part of a wider group gives us the resources and resilience of a larger business, while we stay focused on doing one thing brilliantly: friendly, no-nonsense hosting.
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